Saturday, August 29, 2009

One Month

Hi.  My name is Michael, but you can call me Mikey.

Sometimes my big sister calls me Mike.  Sometimes my Mommy calls me Mikey Bikey. Sometimes my Daddy calls me Grunty McGee.  I'm not a picky guy.  Whatever floats your boat.

Here's me when I was just born. 


Even though I cried a lot, I think I was a little glad that I got outta that place a little early.  It was a bit cramped in there.  I kept pushing and squirming, but no good it did me except to get something wrapped around my neck and my feet stuck up in my face.

It's been one month since I was born, or so my Mommy tells me.  She can't believe that it's already been a month.  It's gone by so fast.  When I first came out I was a bit tired, you see.  I didn't expect to be out and about so soon.  I decided to take it easy.  Why rush when I can lay back and chill?

I took a couple of weeks off and then decided about two weeks ago to get my mojo a' runnin'.  I think Mommy and Daddy were getting a little bit complacent.  I think they were suspicious too. What kind of baby eats and sleeps all the time with no crying?  I had 'em fooled, I tell ya.

Now, I scream a whole bunch when I'm hungry.  Like, super-sonic screams and stuff.  The ones that only dogs can hear.

My Mommy changes my diaper before every feeding and just to get her all riled up, I save ALL my poop for when she takes the diaper off.  If I hold it just long enough I can shoot it clear across the bassinet.  It's totally awesome.

Oh yeah.  And then when she thinks that all the poop is out my butt, I pee on everything.  Hilarity ensues. 

I've done a lot in the past month.  

I spend at least 2 or 3 hours awake every day.  I know.  That is SO much time awake.  I open my eyes wide and make silly faces too. 

 
I can make some ultra-cute cooing and gurgly noises now - not just grunts.  But, I do grunt just about ALL the time.  Even when I'm asleep.  

I kick and punch a lot, too.

I had my first at home bath in the sink this month.  It was cool.  My big sister helped. 



My big sister, she likes me a lot.  She talks to me all the time.  This is what she says when I am crying, "It's okay, Mikey.  Don't cry.  Mommy will feed you.  It's okay, buddy."   Then she yells at Mommy to get her moving.  She yells, "Mommy!  PICK HIM UP AND FEED HIM!"  She's got my back.

I like my Daddy.  He sings funny songs to me.  Oh yeah, and his fingers taste good.  



Sometimes, I find all the attention a bit overwhelming.  I think to myself, "Let me OUTTA HERE!  These people are crazy."  Then my Mommy says to me when I am being all outta control, "You're driving me crazy, buddy."  And I realize that I fit right in.



I've done a lot this month.  But most of it, I admit, has been spent like this.  Mannnn, I love to catch me some z's.  And the best place to do this is on Mommy.  She's like a big giant pillow.  I'm not so sure she would like that comparison, but it is oh so true.


I promise, I'll have more to report in the coming months.  I hear talk about 'turning over', 'crawling', 'sucking toes' and stuff.  Guess I'm gonna end up doing all that stuff.

For now, though, I'll just hang out and observe.  I guess you could call it staring.  It's another thing that I am really good at.




Wednesday, August 26, 2009

More Recent Videos

"Happy Birthday tooooo yoooooouuu...."



Now introducing.....PRINCESS KATIE and BABY BRUDDER!



The next Mozart???  
We shall see........


A Video from June

Here's Katie talking about her visit to the dentist......


Tuesday, August 18, 2009

So, updating the blog has become a bit....uh.....complicated.

Our laid back little guy has gotten quite demanding of late.  Huzbend is still at home to help out.  It's a good thing and I'll miss him A LOT when he has to go back.  Because, right now, as to how the hell I am going to take care of two children by myself, I have no idea.  

Mikey seems to have his eye on wresting the title of "The Gas Master" from his father.  Just like Highlander, "There can be only one....."  

Man, if he isn't burping, then he's farting.  If he isn't farting, then he's pooping up a storm.  I go through at least three diapers at every change.  There's the original diaper that he pooped in, a second diaper that is shoved underneath him to catch even more poop that comes out when I clean him and then the final clean diaper.

Katie celebrated her third birthday this past week.  We had a little preschool buddy get together for cupcakes and then on her actual birthday we took a trip to the zoo.  She had a great time at both and loved all her gifts.  Her favorite so far though are some Ariel pajamas that her Daddy picked out for her.  She has worn them, no lie, for 3.5 days now.  I had her relinquish them for a half day for a good washing.

I'll get around to posting the pics up on Flickr sooner or later.  Stay tuned.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

The Story of Mikey

It was a long nine months.  

The first three months were particularly loooooooong.  There was lots of drama to start this whole thing off - modified bed rest, endless worrying, some tears.  We weren't sure we were going to make it to nine months.  

But, eventually nine months passed and birth day came.  And although it entailed a tad bit of surgery, it was a great day.

The day started off at 3:30am for me.  I was up to take a shower and do some last minute packing for the stint at the hospital.  My surgery time was moved to 7am at the last minute, so we needed to be there for prep at 5am.

Getting out of the house was easy.  Katie was still asleep.  I was nervous as all hell though, and really wanted to give her a big hug and kiss before we left.  I consoled myself with a minute long stare at her sleeping peacefully in her kiddie tent.

It was quite a strange drive to the hospital.  None of the anticipation of the last time.  None of the wondering about how bad labor pain could be or how long I would have to push.  Just the constant thought of surgery, surgery, surgery and the exciting thought that at about breakfast time we would have a baby boy join our family.

We arrived at the super-quiet hospital.  We were the first and only patients in triage for a while.  They drew blood for tests, hooked me up to the monitors, made me pee in a cup, asked me a whole lot of personal questions and hooked up my IV.  The first IV poke in my left forearm was a miss, so they had to redo on the right arm.  Owwee.  That hurt.

Huzbend, doula and I tried to pass the time with flippant discussions about Muppets and other serious stuff, like, whether to get the baby a HepB vaccine right after birth.  Finally, after what seemed like forever we took our walk to the O.R.

The doc was running a little late, so we had to sit in there for a little bit too.

Here I am preparing for my spinal anesthesia.  That's Dr. Kim back there.  The resident Stand-Up Anesthesiologist.  You wouldn't think that you could joke about someone inserting a needle into your back and numbing you from the chest down, but he was quite effective at it.  He should go on tour.


The spinal went in and surprisingly was painful.  I didn't remember the epidural feeling like that.  There were huge twinges of pain that flew down my left leg and then one that went down my butt.  They made me jump.  Soon, it was over and the legs started to go very slowly to sleep until they felt like they weren't even attached to me anymore.  I was laid down and the work began.

The first 20 minutes of so was not so bad.  I was so focused on seeing the baby that it was hard to think about anything else except that.  I held Huzbend's hand and waited for the newborn scream.  Then the docs said, "It's just about ready to come out.  Take a look!" and Huzbend stood up to look over the drape.  I thought to myself, "Are you freakin' nuts?!?!  Sit back down!" But it was too late.  He watched them lift the baby out of me.  I will not go into detail.  I don't think he will either as he is currently trying as hard as he can to erase the memory.

The surgical drape window opened so that I could see the baby emerge.  The cord was cut and the crying ensued.  Not only did the doc hold him in front of the window, but the nurse actually brought him around next to my head for a better look before taking him to the post-op baby check-out area.  Huzbend went with baby and doula stayed to support me through the rest of the surgery.

The nurses did all their baby tests, cleaned him up and wrapped him up tight.  After a little one-on-one cuddle time with Daddy........ 


The little burrito was brought over to me so that I could touch and talk to him.


It was about this point in the surgery that I began to lose it.  Before this point was easy, as I was able to focus on the arrival of the baby.  After he was out and healthy, all I thought about was what they were doing on the other side of the curtain.  I began to shake uncontrollably and had a hard time concentrating on controlling my breathing (all common side effects of spinals).  At some point, I began thinking of the baby and how beautiful he was, how I wished Katie was there to give me a hug, how lucky I was to have a great Huzbend, and how disgusting the surgery was that I began to cry and couldn't stop.  The doula did an awesome job keeping me together and helping me through.

The surgery was finally over and off to the room for recovery we went.  Baby, Huzbend and doula followed.  There wasn't ever a point where I wasn't able to either see or hear the baby. As soon as we got back to the room, baby was put on my breast for some cuddle and nursing time. He spent the better part of three hours there alternating between snuggle, trying to eat and sleeping.  It was wonderful.

Later on, Katie and Grandma C.  came in for a visit.  Grandma C.  stayed at the hospital with me, while Huzbend went home to take care of Katie.  

The hospital stay was not uneventful.

Katie ended up having some sort of allergic reaction (breathing trouble) the day the baby was born and had to be taken home early by Huzbend.  We had requested a delay in giving the baby a bath in the hopes that Daddy and Katie could do it in the afternoon.  Instead, Grandma C. stepped up and took over first bath duties.  Go, Grandma! 

I ended up getting this massive headache/ear clogging thing that made me miserable.  No one could tell me what it was and our general guess was a sinus infection.  There was nothing that could be done about it.  The narcotics I was given for surgery pain wouldn't even knock this thing out.  Ugh.  It lasted pretty much the entire stay and even the first day and a half at home.

On Friday evening, I noticed that the babies breathing did not seem quite right.  I asked the nurse to come in to take a look.  She in turn called the NICU nurse.  They thought it would be a good idea to take him up to NICU to observe him for a few hours.  So, off he went with Huzbend, who was later relieved by Grandma.  I was brought up a few hours later to feed him.  It was true that his breathing was irregular, which is quite common for babies taken before labor actually sets in, but it was not impacting his health in any way.  They allowed him to come back to my room for the night.

Dealing with the surgery was pretty much the same as last time.  It hurt.  It's really hard to NOT use your stomach muscles getting in and out of bed, but you figure it out.  I was standing at 6-8 hours post surgery.  I walked to the bathroom at about 12 hours post surgery.  It was great to move around, although slow and a bit painful.

Right before we left we decided on a name for little boy.  He became Mikey.  It was time to go home.

I wonder what Katie is thinking in this picture?


We packed up and headed for home on Saturday.  Grandma took over driving duties and Huzbend rode his bike home.  There's no room anymore in the backseat for passengers, you see.  Mikey's first car ride was uneventful.  He slept the entire time.


The next few days were spent getting to know our little guy a bit better.  He's pretty laid back. Sure, he cries.  But it's only when he's really, really angry.  Like, when Mommy isn't on the ball and ready to feed him.

Speaking of feeding, he eats like a champ.  My milk came in before we even left the hospital, so he's had an easy time figuring out the nursing thing.

He's gotten lots of cuddles......



....and lot's of attention.  Katie likes to give him toys all the time.  Most of them end up either shoved next to his head or ON his head.  She has the best intentions.  She is very gentle with him and likes to talk to him.  "Whaz da matter, baby brudder?"


And as for me, the picture below is worth a thousand words.



Sunday, August 02, 2009

Big MAC Attack

Howdy all!

Here's a few more pics.  I just put a whole bunch up on Flickr, so feel free to make your way over there.

Just so it's official, our new kids name is: Michael Anthony

He doesn't really have a sticking nickname yet.  It bounces between Mikey and Mac right now.

Katie seems to like her Lil' Brudder just fine.  She seems to be having issues with the schedule change though.  There are a lot more temper tantrums going on around here.  But, all things pass.  It'll just get better.....I hope.

Daddy, Katie & Mikey share a moment @ the hospital.


Katie cuddles with Lil' Brudder.


Sneaking a kiss.


Katie is big into the whole nursing thing.

Here she is giving me some tips.



More updates to follow along with a birth story, if I can find some time.  Stay tuned.

Friday, July 31, 2009

More kids, less sanity

Twas the night before the C-section and not a creature was stirring (well except for the incessant whining about binkies and how hot it is)

The blankies and breast pumps were hung with care with hopes that boy junior would soon be there.

Alright nevermind. This isn't working with miss run around naked and throw crap all over the house. 3 year olds aren't very patient.

We had another kid. Here's some pictures:

Us on the way to the C-section. My job is to carry shoes and look fit. 

Baby boy = 9 pounds, 2.5 ounces. 20 inches long. 
30% larger than sister at this point. 100% less name than sister at this point. So far his name is Junior, Vinny, Michael, Frank (the tank), Richie, Raymond, Andrew, Alex, Sam, Tiberius, Germanicus,  and possibly James.

I like Frank or Tiberius. Wife likes Michael and Richie. I expect she'll win.

Happy? (crazy?) family.

Big sister giving a kiss. Didn't have the picture of big sister trying to rip his nipples off.








Wednesday, July 29, 2009

A Day Out With Thomas

I could regale you with stories of the Africa-hotness that has enveloped the Northwest, but I will spare you.  Suffice it to say, that we are hot and pretty cranky.  The fans are a-blowin', the sun is a-shinin' and we are a-sweatin'.  'Nuff said.  Moving on.

Two weeks ago, we paid a visit to "Tidmouth" (actually the Northwest Railway Museum) for a visit with Thomas The Tank Engine.

A good time was had by all, but especially by our little train enthusiast.  She even added another train to her menagerie - Henry, The Green Engine.  She calls him, "Baby Henry." 

Katie picked out a "special dress" to wear for Thomas.
She was totally the girliest Thomas fan in the joint.


Here are Katie and I posing with one of Katie's favorite engines - Emily.



"Sometimes trains can be loud.  Just like motorcycles and fireworks."



"Here we go!"


"Bye, Thomas!"


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

A Word About Poop

"Vomitous."

I am scared to put this in writing as I am a firm believer in The Jinx Factor, but I believe that Katie is potty-trained.

She's been going to use the potty on her own (with only occasional prompting) for about a week or so.  Which is all well and good.

She can sit, do her business, wipe, and put her undies/pants back on.  She frequently forgets to wash her hands, but I can deal with that.

What I can't deal with is poop ON and not IN the potty.  Hence the word "vomitous" at the beginning of the entry.

Katie has decided that it is easier for her to poop when she hovers her butt above the kiddy potty.  This means that she misses and the poop lands on the seat and then she falls backwards and sits in it.

It's happened twice so far and each time I have had to clean it I have dry heaved.

This is the most horrible thing ever and a great excuse to start the phase out of the kiddy potties.

I guess I should be happy that I have been aware of the mess before she pulled up her pants and that is has not landed on the floor.

Today, Katie took up about a quarter of my 38 week appt. talking to the doctor about her "Baby Brother."  She explained that I spent a lot of time being upside down trying to get "Baby Brother" to turn, because his feet should be there and his head should be here, etc. etc.

Everything is normal as far as I am concerned.  There was a little excitement when we thought that the baby had flipped, but it turned out the large hard lump felt towards the bottom of my uterus was "Baby Brother's" butt.  He's still breech and measuring @ 39 weeks.

The section is scheduled for next Thursday.  I've signed the consent forms and asked all my questions.  The doc says they will check one more time, in pre-op, to make sure he has not turned.  I'm not holding my breath.

At lunch today, Katie offered me an "Apple Pie Sandwich."  She made it herself.  Two slices of buttered toast with apple slices in between them, sandwich style.  She wanted me to eat it.  Somehow I was able to distract her and not have to take a bite.  One of these times, distracting will not work and I will be forced to try some of her whacky creations.  I wonder why she always offers these things to us to eat and never takes a nibble of her own? 




Friday, July 17, 2009

Right Turn, Clyde

It's funny what you will put yourself through in order to NOT have to put yourself through major abdominal surgery......again.

It's also funny that I have tried all of this stuff, some of it repeatedly, and none of it is working.

Ha.  Ha.  Ha.

We've got ourselves one stubborn chubba baby on our hands.  That does not bode well for the future......

Let's run through a few techniques designed to help you turn your baby.  Special thanks to spinningbabies.com for the pics.



First we've got this lovely position.  The "Open Knee Chest" position.  Really easy to do and actually quite comfortable.  You're supposed to do this for 20 minutes a few times a day, when baby is active.  This position also helps non-breech babies get into position for birth. 

The Results: Every time I do this one, Katie leaps on my back for a horsie ride around the room.


Next, we have what is called the "Breech tilt."  The thinking behind this is that your baby is smooshed up at the top of your uterus and hopefully tucks his chin to his chest and begins to slide forward.  When you right yourself, gravity pulls him down into a somersault.  This move also pulls the baby out of your pelvis for more room to move.  Again, do this a couple of times a day for 20 minutes or more.

The Results:  A pretty good sized headache....every time.



Now this extreme maneuver is called the "Inversion."  Same strategy as the "Breech Tilt."  You only do this one for 30 seconds to a minute.

The Results:  I feel really, really stupid and fat.

There are other things you can do in addition to all this positioning jazz.  You can use light, music and/or heat or cold to try to get the baby to move.  Let me explain.  Babies @ 37 weeks can see and hear.  You can take a flashlight and shine it on your belly dragging it down towards your pelvis in hopes the baby will follow.  You can have people talk or play music down at your pelvis in the hopes that baby will get curious and move on down.  You can take a cold bag of peas and lay it on your belly where his head is.  Then you put a warm pak on your lower belly.  Yeah, you read that right.  Then he gets colds and wants to move where it's warm.

You can go swimming and do handstands.  Same theory as "breech tilt" and "inversion."  Sigh.  I haven't tried this one yet.

Then there is chiropractic and acupuncture.  

I have avoided having chiro done since my rugby days and I just refuse to break down now.  I know some people swear by it, I just think it's crazy.  I especially don't want anyone "adjusting" me with a baby lodged in my pelvis.  No way.  I guess they can soften up the ligaments to allow the baby to turn by using some technique called the "Webster Technique".  I just can't bring myself to try it.

That leads me to acupuncture.  I figured, "What the hell?  The pins ain't gonna hurt baby.  They would just hurt me."  So, I went for it.

Let me just say that acupuncture is NOT for me.  I am just too skeptical of these types of things. I think that acupuncture must work the same way as positive thinking or prayer must work in matters of health.  If you BELIEVE it will work, it kinda does for you.  I guess they call that the placebo effect?  Something about the power of the brain to make you feel better.

Well, you must need a lot of that in acupuncture.  'Cause I didn't really feel any different walking out as I did walking in.  Except that I felt like I had engaged in some, like, totally deep, like, hippy type shit.  Far out, man.

The practitioner was really nice.  She was a calm and very granola presence.  She began by inserting a few pins (or are they called needles) to help me relax.  Three in my scalp, one between my boobs, and then one on each wrist.  There was an initial poke feeling but then I didn't really feel them anymore.  I mean, I was conscious of them being there, but I couldn't feel them.

Then she asked to look at my tongue.  I opened my mouth and she asked if I was sleeping okay. I said, "No" out loud, but was silently thinking, "Um.  Duh.  I'm nine frickin' months preggo. How do you think I'm sleeping?!  Not at all.  I'm up every hour to pee.  I've got a head stuck up in my ribcage.  Dude.  Seriously?"

Next came the moxabustion treatment.  There's a point on the outside of your little toe that releases qi in your pelvic area/uterus.  This allows your body to relax and open that area and might possibly allow the baby to turn if in breech or if you are already in labor to stimulate contractions to get stronger.


The treatment goes like this:  get stick of moxa, heat the end till glowing red, place moxa near pressure point, heat a few seconds, pull away when too hot, continue switching toes for 20 minutes.  This treatment should also be performed at home one or two times a day for 20 minutes, with someone's help.

I felt baby move a little bit.  Honestly, he moves more at home when I'm trying to get to sleep.

I tried to administer the moxa to myself yesterday, but it's not quite as effective and I felt like I was going to accidently burn my toe off or something.  So, I stopped.  I also began to think how ridiculous I felt doing it.  I'm sure that is NOT helping.

The Results:  I left the place smelling like I had partook of the world's largest doobie.  That moxa stuff smells just like pot.

And so the quest to turn marches on.  

It seems that every time baby is moving like crazy and I should be getting myself into one of the whacky positions, I'm busy doing something.  

I just don't have the time to flip myself upside down or burn my pinky toe three times a day for twenty minutes.  I've got laundry to do, I've got a dramatic 3 year old, I've got a huzbend I would like to communicate with, etc.

The doc and acupuncturist have told me that if the baby turns on his own, then it's just fine.  He just did it a little late.  If he doesn't turn, there is probably a reason.  Either he's too big or there is something stopping him.  It could be that the cord is not in a good position and it would be dangerous for him to turn.  

He'll turn if HE wants too, is kinda what it comes down too.

Then I start thinking about the word "surgery."  

Me no likey, but me must follow da baby's lead.

It's up to you, senor.

Friday, July 10, 2009

Numbers

I've come to realize that life is all about numbers.  

You've got your phone number, your social security number, your house number, your monthly income, the number of dogs you have, the number of vehicles you have, the number of kids....and so on and so on.

My life this past couple of months has been swirling with numbers.  Mostly percentages of things. 

Let me throw some at you:

About 30% - The percentage of all Mom's nowadays that deliver via c-section in the United States.  The recommended World Health Organization level is 10-15%.

About 50% - The percentage of women who try a VBAC and succeed.

.5% - The percentage risk of a uterine rupture during VBAC.

13% - The percentage of Mom's who's water breaks before labor begins such as happened to me when Katie was born.

1.3% - The percentage of the U.S. general population who have a diagnosed peanut allergy.

Here are some that I've learned about in just the past three days:

"In the 95th Percentile" - The current weight of the baby sitting in my uterus.  About 7 and a half pounds.

3% to 4% - The percentage of babies that remain in the breech position past the 36 week mark.

22% - The percentage chance of a spontaneous move to the head-down position after 37 weeks by said baby.

Take a look at this:



This is what our little man is doing RIGHT NOW.  This is called the "frank breech" position.  I'm not sure why they call it that.  Maybe 'cause he's showin' off his 'frank and beans' to the world?  Don't know.

All I know is that he is breech.  He might be stuck there.  Docs won't manually turn him because of my previous c-section and risk of uterine rupture.  Docs won't let him come out the normal way due to issues with his size and chance of the cord getting pinched and cutting off blood and oxygen.

Either I get him to turn myself in the next two and a half weeks or he comes out the "easy way". Well, for him that is.  It'll be C-section City.  I was really hoping that it wouldn't come to that. Did not like the first one.  Will most likely not enjoy the second one either.

This section will be better than the first, I'm sure.  I know what to expect, I won't be completely hopped up on all sorts of drugs, and I know that I'll have a chubby, hairy, big footed (all mentioned in my u/s) baby to hug at the end. 

Oh yeah.  I just thought of another thing.  Maybe one day he can take his in-uterine skills and put them to good use:



OLYMPIC GOLD, BAYBEEEEE!

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