That's right, people. I am 6 months old.
Watch out 'cause here I come!
Oh, don't worry. You'll here me comin'. Man, I can crank out a scream like nobodys business. I really like screaming and do it quite often. I do it for fun, I do it for attention, I do it to get what I want. There's my, "I'm having such a great time" scream (which is more like a really loud squeal). Then there's my, "NO, MOMMY, I WANT YOU NOW!!!!!" blood-curdling scream. I find that the "I WANT YOU" scream is best used at about 2am or so.
Most kids have to wait until they're at least sixteen or so to get their own ride. Not me. I got a sweet little convertible right after my 5 month. It's, like, totally pimped out. You should hear the sound system. Crankin'.
Let me tell you something, Daddy was so jealous that he begged me to let him take it out for spin.
I've become an old pro at eating cereal. I've tried three different types: rice, oatmeal and barley. I eat them all without much fuss but, I would have to say that my favorite is oatmeal. Rice is just way to bland for my gourmet palate and, I don't know, barley just doesn't do it for me. Mmmmm, oatmeal. It's the BEST. Give it a try, okay?
The best part about eating is right after I'm done. I always get to play with the spoon and bowl. I've learned that if you drop a plastic bowl on a wood floor it makes the most awesomely loud noise. Sometimes, if I drop it just right, it will spin round and round on it's rim for, like, 10 seconds. That is just the best. It makes my day, I tell ya.
One last thing about eating.......
I HATE carrots.
Over the past month, I've brushed up on my grabbing skills. And, for some reason, I am compelled to put EVERYTHING in my mouth now. It doesn't matter if it's appetizing or not. I just can't help it.
My toys......
My Jumperoo....
My toes......
Um, no. Not carrots. What are you, freakin' nuts?!
I'd like to make a shout out to my GmaF. She came to visit during this past month. A good time was had by all. And, yes, that's right, I AM SOOOOOO big!
I've done a bunch of other things too: I make more types of sounds, I'm growing more hair, I'm outgrowing all my clothes, I actually like "tummy time", I enjoy a good laugh, I sleep on my side, I like to eat magazines, I like to grab things on the shelf at the grocery store and I like to give high fives.
And, every now and then, I like to rock out.
"HEY THERE! BLACK SHEEP! HAVE YOU ANY WOOL?! YES SIR, YES SIR! THREE BAAAAAAAGS FULLLLLLLLL!"
Thank you, thank you. I've been practicing. If you liked that one, you should hear what I can do with Little Miss Muffet.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot! I rolled over from my belly to my back the other day. You'll see Mommy's reaction in the video. She thinks I'm a genius or somethin'. To tell you the truth, I did it by accident. Shhhhhhhhhhhh! Don't tell her, okay? It's our little secret.
I began playing with this block sorter the other day. Man, how dumb do they think I am? I mean, look at this thing. They expect me to put the blocks in the corresponding holes. Um. Yeah, sure.
Only an idiot would do it that way. Just take the dumb top off. The blocks go in much easier and quicker that way. Jeez. Block sorter, my butt. They try to take all the fun out of these things. See?
Here's my 6 month video. I know you are all going to be totally jealous of my ride. Don't worry. When you come to visit, I promise I'll take you for a ride or two. We'll cruise the living room.
Enjoy!
XXXOOO to you all.
Talk at ya next month!
