Green Beans?!?!? GREEN! BEANS! Look at it! I don't think I have ever seen anything so UNappetizing in my entire life!!!
For cryin' out loud! You expect me to eat this slop?
You do, don't you?
Is there anything I can do to make this NOT happen? Perhaps a little less crying at night? Maybe I could put a tad more effort into the whole rolling over and crawling thing? What's it gonna take?!?!
Bribes won't work, eh? You're one tough broad. Hmmmmm. What are my options here?
Eat my green beans OR eat my green beans. Well, that isn't too many options now is it? How 'bout if you let me outta this chair, we can go read a book or two? Reading makes me smarter, you know.
Damn. You're on to me. This is so UNFAIR.
Looks like I have no choice but to eat these so-called Green Beans. That doesn't mean I have to like it though.
Okay. I'm ready for another try.
Gulp.
*SHUDDER*
