The Complaint Box

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing to complain about our stinkin' roads. Could there BE any more water pooled on them? I mean, COME ON. We live in the freakin' Northwest, for cripes sake. It's, like, world famous for it's rainy weather. Or did you miss the memo on that one? One would at least think that you could come up with a way to drain the damn water off of the highways. I think I might have to have Q add a "Submarine Mode" to my Xterra.

Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,
"Soused in Seattle"