Hello.  I'm a Mac.

And I'm a PC.

Uh, PC? Wha-What's going on?

Well, Mac, as you can see, I've taken up jogging.  What do you THINK is going on?  I've been replaced.

I'm, I'm sorry to hear that PC.  I never meant for....

Yeah.  Yeah.  I've heard it all before.  My hard drive dies two times and I'm out the door.  Besides, it seems that I just can't compete with your all-in-one design, the fact that you're ready to go straight out of the box, your easy-to-use format, your....how did my former owner put it? Oh.  Right.  Your "Sexiness".

I've been called many things before, PC, but never.....

Ohhhh, what's the use!  

PC......

It's all OVER.  You can even run Windows!  Sigh.  I give up.  Recycle me now.