I have a dentist appointment next Tuesday. It's just a cleaning. Last time I went, they found two cavities. Riddle me this, Batman. How do I even have any space left in my mouth for cavities? I think that some of my cavities are on top of other cavities.
I'm playing a video game called Portal. I think they made the game just for me. Okay. So, they didn't. But this game is right up my alley. It's a puzzle game. There's no time limit and there are no enemies to kill (not yet anyways). You can just stand there and figure out how to get the job done. Me likey.
The one problem that I have with the game is that I am obsessed with it. Say I wake up at 4:30am for a trip to the toilet. I get back into bed and I begin to ponder, "If I place that portal over there, and then I put this other portal over here, then I can hit the switches really fast and then I'll just have to rearrange the portals really quickly to get the energy ball into the bin....." And on and on it goes until I have spent a half hour planning strategy. I guess it's either that or think about the myriad of mundane chores I have to get done the next day. There's nothing like thinking about cleaning toilets at 4:30am while you're trying to get back to sleep.
I took Katie to the library today. She is a librarians nightmare. She loves to run down the aisles of the children's section and pull out random books. She then carries them into other sections where they then disappear. I try my best to put them back, but while I'm busy with one she is quickly making her way towards another aisle. She also likes to pound on all the computer keyboards, climb on to the chairs (and tables if she can manage it), ride all the oversized stuffed animals they have in the reading circle. Sigh.
Today, she stole a set of headphones and put them around her neck. She then began to run as fast as she could around the children's section looking back as if the cord of the headphones was chasing her.
As we left, she kindly said a loud "BYE BYEEEE" to just about everyone in the library.
I'm pretty sure they were all saying, "Good riddance."
