Wednesday, June 03, 2009

I Hate Hot.

It's hot here.  This is not frickin' normal.

For example:  
Today's high: 87 - 90
Normal high: 67

What the WHAT?!?!?!

This sucks.  First we get, like, FEET of snow in the winter (also not normal) and now this.  Ugh.

I feel like a slimy beached whale.  I sweat constantly.  Everything sticks to everything else.

What the hell were we thinking by having another summer baby?  Didn't I learn this lesson the first time around when I had to wander the earth upon ogre sized feet?

Is that in store for me again?  Oh man.  I hope not.  I ain't got the time to be laid up on the bed with bon-bons in hand.  Okay.  Strike that bon-bons part.  I WISH I had some bon-bon's.

I have yet to post much about Senor Bambino.

What to say?  He's, uh, cute.  From what we've seen of him.  He's got a penis.  That's for damn sure.  It was the first thing to pop up on the ultrasound for cripes sake.

"Hey, do you wanna find out the sex of the baby?" asked the u/s tech.  We answered in the affirmative.  Then, BAM, there it was on the screen.  There was no question what it was.

Me, totally silent.  Quietly unnerved that there's a boy growing inside of me.

Huzbend let out a huge, "YEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Had my 31 week appointment yesterday and everything is A-Okay.  Normal as can be.  Baby size, heart rate, my blood pressure, my weight.  All good.  Well, they say my weight is good but I'm already getting close to where I was in my 9th month with Katie.  BIG.

This boy moves A LOT.  And so did Katie.  He's in a different position than she was.  Katie always kicked into my side or up into my ribs.  Either this guy is already head down and punching my bladder or he's feet down and using it as a trampoline.  Either way it makes for many dashes to the potty.

Speaking of which, nature calls.  I think maybe I'll just use Katie's little porto-potty here on the floor, which happens to be right in front of a nice cool fan.......

  

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