I have some things that I would like to complain about. Two things, actually.
Number One:
We took a trip to Babies R Us the other day. Katie always insists on walking through the toy aisles. So, we did.
Here's my problem.
Why do the toy manufacturers insist on listing out how each toy will "help teach baby"?
All toys must now list what your kid is going to learn from them. Teaches - Numbers, Shapes, Sorting, Cause and Effect. Sigh. You know, wooden blocks can teach that too and they don't talk at you.
Okay, so, think about it. Have you or anyone you ever knew told you that they learned the numbers, the alphabet and Spanish from a freakin' talking frog? Take that, Baby Tad.
Number Two:
For cripes sake, why oh why do baby pants have pockets in them?!?!?
What the hell does a baby need with pockets? What, for instance, would he put in there? His iPhone? Come on.
Okay. Rant over.
