Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Hear Ye!
Now, this Second Day of February, Candlemas Day in the year Two Thousand and Fifteen, being the One Hundred and Twenty Ninth Annual Trek of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club at Gobbler's Knob, Punxsutawney Pennsylvania, United States of America...
Punxsutawney Phil, the Seer of Seers, Prognosticator of All Prognoticators, was awakened from his burrow at 7:28am by his Handlers, John Griffiths and Ron Ploucha and by the cheers of his thousands of steadfast and faithful followers...
Phil waved to his fans, gazed at the sky and around his stump and with the help of the Inner Circle, looked for a shadow. Majestically... speaking Groundhogese ... he directed President Bill Deeley to the precise scroll, which reads:
Forecasts abound on the Internet,
But I, Punxsutawney Phil, am still your best bet.
Yes, A Shadow I see, you can start to Twitter,
Hash Tag: Six More Weeks of Winter!
