Ding Dong! The Wand is dead.
Which old Wand? The EPCOT Wand!
Ding Dong! The EPCOT Wand is deeeeeaaaaaaad.
Wake up, sleepy head.
Rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up! The EPCOT Wand is deeeeeaaaaad.
Now, if they would only do something about that damn Sorcerer's Hat in The Studios.
Sigh.