"Hmmmmm. If I put this on here, like this. And then, this one......"
"Hey! What's this thing? DUDE! It would have been REALLY nice to have had one of THESE when I got those two bottom teeth, ya know. I'll guess I'll just add that to my, 'Things I Should've Had But Didn't Because Mommy Is A Newb' list."
"ANNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYWAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSS. I can put this toy, that I DIDN'T HAVE, on top, like this. We should be all set. Okay, MaMa, get to wrappin'. Careful with that tape dispenser, it's tough on the gums."
