Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The K.T. Diet


Breakfast: Ba-Ba followed by a rousing game of "Whack the Spoon Full of Rice Cereal". Then some Cheerios out of a snack-cup and water out of a cool color-changing cup.

Mid-Morning Snack: peices of Daddy's toaster waffle, chopped up banana, any Cheerios I can find on the floor and more water.

Lunch: Ba-Ba followed by chunks of cheese, cooked carrot peices, maybe some pasta and a sip or two of whole milk.

Mid-Afternoon Snack: some carrots and grapes accompanied by water, a few choice woodchips, dandelion heads, a couple of handfulls of grass and a stick or two to suck on.

Dinner: Ba-Ba followed by more cheese, chili, a peice of bread, peas and water.

And for my night cap: Toilet water, fresh from the spring.

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