A Very Dark Place

Puh-Puh-Puh-Puh-Pooh?

Yes, Piglet?

Where do you suppose we are? I mean, it's quite duh-duh-duh-dark in here.

Well, I would suppose that we are in someplace rather nightish. Seeing as how it is dark.

Buh-buh-but Pooh, it doesn't smell nice either. Do you think we've stumbled into a Heffalump lair? Oh my. OH MY!

Dear Piglet, I wouldn't worry yourself about such a thing. Christopher Robin said that Heffalumps don't much enjoy smelly, dark places. They are too busy tromping about the wood. Oh bother. I seemed to have stepped into something sticky. Maybe it's honey. I could use a little smackerel of something!

Oh, Pooh. Please buh-be careful! This doesn't seem to be a place where you can juh-juh-juh-just eat off the floor.

**SLURP** Piglet. That was most definitely NOT honey. It tasted rather.....bad, I would say. I shan't be eating that again. Well, Piglet. I say that we should begin an adventure. This smell is rather muddling and I don't think I would like to stay here much longer. What do you say.....

CHRISTOPHER RUH-RUH-ROBIN!!!!!! HELLLLLLPPPPPPPP! SOMEONE PLEASE HEH-HELLLPPPPP!!!

(A bright light shines from above. Kanga and Roo appear to fall from the sky. The light disappears.)

**PLOP** Well, hallo Pooh. Hallo, Piglet. Now, Roo dear, please don't go running off. It's awfully dark in here and you could fall and hurt yourself.

(Disembodied voice heard from above)

Katie! No! That's not for babies! That's garbage. It's Dirty Yucky. You didn't put something in there did you?

(The light returns)

Oh, jeez. Oh no. That's not nice. Ewwwwww.

(Pooh, Piglet and Kanga are lifted up)

It appears, Piglet that we are saved. I should say that this has become a hummy sort of day!