(By the way Hime is a tad busy right now. She is, after all, the only one working the local dairy)
The last three nights I've achieved a total of 8 hours of sleep. 3 nights, 8 hours sleep. I have no idea what day of the week it is or even what planet I'm on. And for your immense enjoyment, I even have some pictures of our night time activities.
I bet you didn't know (well if you don't have kids) that babys actually poop mustard?
It's great. I can change a diaper and have a ham sandwich at the same time. I'm going to try for dijon tonight.
Not only can she poop mustard though, she also knows kung fu (Fists of Fury reference)
Technique shown here: Crying Monkey Eats While Pooing Tiger Balm
Hey you people asked for more pictures. I give you more pictures. Maybe after Katie chills out for a bit and I like her again we can post more doctored up cutie pics.
See the kid in the previous posts was borrowed from this hot super model (Heidi something or other) at the hospital that I got to know. We went back to her room, I changed a few diapers, showed her my awesome swaddling skillz, and whamo I've got cute baby pictures. This is what my daughter actually looked like when she came out:
So if they every make Goonies 2 she may have an acting career.
