"Now, explain to me, why am I dressed like a pumpkin? Are you trying to tell me something? Are you telling me that I'm FAT? That's it, isn't it? I'm FAT. Ohhhhh. It's a costume? I'm just pretending to be a pumpkin? That's cool. Can't I be something cooler? Like, maybe, a kick-ass ninja or somethin'? Maybe a Jedi knight that's fallen to the Dark side. How wicked awesome would that be? I could, like, have a light saber and stuff. That would rock. Let's try that out in our next shot...."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Jedi's DO NOT wear pumpkin bibs. What are you people on?!?"
"Now, I'll just look off into the distance as if I am contemplating lifes mysteries. It'll make a great shot. Trust me. This one will make the cover of Time magazine."
"You mean, let me understand this 'cause, ya know maybe it's me. I'm a little messed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to friggin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?!?!"
"HAAAAAAA!!! Just freakin' kiddin', man! Didn't ya ever see Goodfellas? Wasn't my Pesci right on, or what?"