Please Note: The captions relate to the pictures directly above.
"You want me to WHAT? Pose for pictures for your 'Thank You' cards? Are you KIDDING me? You're totally serious? Mannnnnnnnn. Like, I don't have anything better to do right now. I could be concentrating on finding my thumb....but NOOOOOOO, gotta take some pictures instead. I better be getting something for this. At the very least some breast milk, freshly squeezed."
"Soooooo, a horse walks into a bar.....Seriously, folks."
"No. Really? You're kidding, right? My agent told me that there would be milk here and plenty of it!"
"Get my agent on the frickin' phone! NOW!"
"BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHA. You guys shoulda seen yourselves just now. I was just kidding! You guys take things way too seriously. Haven't you people heard of 'sarcasm'? Jeez."
"Karaoke anyone? How 'bout a little Tom Jones?! 'It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. It's not unusual to have fun with anyoooonnnnnne. But, when I see you hanging about with anyoooonnnnnne. It's not unusual to see me cryyyyyyyyy, I wanna diiiiiiie!' Thank you, Thank you! Please, no autographs, no money. Just throw diapers!"
Recent reports have been verified. This up-and-coming star is definitely a D-I-V-A.
